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Closet Exit Strategies

Name: Closet Exit Strategies
Brand: Wild Riot Clothing
Price: 229.46 SEK
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🏢 For the ones who’ve mastered the art of the soft launch—and the grand exit.

The Closet Exit Strategies Consulting Inc. tee delivers corporate satire with a queer twist. Featuring a sleek, modern building illustration against a bold red sun, this design is accented by curved navy text and a hand-lettered “Consulting inc.” for that faux-professional finish.

It’s perfect for those who love their humor dry, their fashion sharp, and their truth loud (or quietly implied).

🎁 PERFECT FOR
• Pride events, after-work happy hours, and strategic life announcements
• Pairing with a blazer for ironic office-core
• Gifting to a friend who’s definitely in upper management of their own story
• Anyone who’s ever drafted a 5-step “coming out” plan on a napkin

🧵 PRINT NOTE
Bold, long-lasting colors on a crisp white cotton tee—this one’s built for both boardrooms and bar crawls.

100% cotton
100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
Regular fit
Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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Closet Exit Strategies Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.